♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- ISN'T THIS THE GREATEST UNIFORM YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
- [YAWNS]
- AW, IT'S A SHAME YOU CAN'T GO ON THE SURVIVAL WEEKEND WITH ME.
- YEAH, I BETTER. HE'LL NEVER SURVIVE WITHOUT ME.
- HA HA! DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT'S GONNA FOOL THE SCOUTMASTER?
YOU BETTER NOT TRY.
I'LL SEE YA IN A COUPLE DAYS.
OH, I GIVE UP. LET'S GET GOING.
- NOW, MEN,
THE WOODS CAN BE A VERY DANGEROUS--
- UH, SORRY I'M LATE, SIR.
- PUNCTUALITY, IGGY.
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE IN THE WOODS.
- UH, YES, SIR.
- ALWAYS REMEMBER, BOYS--
NEVER BE AFRAID OF ANIMALS.
- I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
- THEY'RE JUST POOR, DUMB, STUPID CREATURES.
REMEMBER, EVEN IN THE WOODS,
MAN IS STILL THE BOSS.
- YEAH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
MMMRRRREOW!
- WHAT IS A CAT DOING HERE?
- I THINK HE WANTS TO BE A SCOUT, SIR.
- THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
- MMMRRRRREOW!
- GET OUT OF THAT EQUIPMENT CLOSET, YOU TRESPASSER.
YAIII!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- COME BACK HERE!
I'LL GET YOU, YOU MANGY--OHH!
[CRASH]
- HEH HEH HEH.
- OOH. OHH. OHH!
- HERE, BULLY. HERE, HERE, BULLY.
- YEAAIII!
[SPLASH]
[CLATTERING]
- I GUESS I SHOWED HIM WHO'S BOSS.
- EHH, I'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO FIGHT.
- THAT'S RIGHT. STEP LIVELY, MEN.
1, 2. 1, 2.
- THIS IS GONNA BE A WEEKEND THAT JERK IS NEVER GONNA FORGET.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- THANK HEAVENS I GOT RID OF THAT STUPID CAT.
- OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
A WEEKEND IN THE WOODS--
JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
- OK, MEN, GATHER ROUND.
WE'RE GOING TO LEARN THE PROPER WAY TO PUT UP A TENT.
NOW, I KNOW THIS LOOKS COMPLICATED, MEN,
BUT WHEN YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING AS WELL AS I DO--
HEH HEH!-- IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
NOW WE JUST PUT UP THE INNER SUPPORT,
AND WE'RE DONE.
LET'S SEE NOW...
SUPPORT "A" GOES INTO SLOT "B."
- AND SCOUTMASTER "A" GOES INTO ORBIT "B."
BYE-BYE.
- YEOW!
UNH!
WHEW!
[CRACKING]
YAIII!
OW. OOH. OW. OOH.
OW. OOH. OOH. OW. OOH. AHH.
SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
- IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
I'D SAY THIS WAS HEATHCLIFF'S WORK.
- THAT BOY IS GETTING SO SMART.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- SOMETIMES, MEN,
IT BECOMES NECESSARY TO HUNT FOR YOUR FOOD.
THIS IS WHY A REAL WOODSMAN MUST KNOW HOW TO TRACK ANIMALS.
- I'M GETTING TIRED OF WALKING.
- BUCK UP, YOUNG FELLA.
HA HA. AHH.
I'VE DONE IT AGAIN.
LOOK AT THESE NICE FRESH DEER TRACKS.
ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE PERSISTENCE
AND A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF TALENT.
- AND AN EGO THE SIZE OF A MOUNTAIN.
WHEW! WHAT A STINK.
SKUNKS!
OH, THIS IS JUST PERFECT. HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
OH, BUT FIRST, I BETTER STASH THESE PHONY DEER HOOVES.
AND NEXT, MAKE MYSELF SCARCE.
- SEE, MEN, THE TRACKS END RIGHT HERE.
BEHIND THOSE BUSHES WILL BE A BEAUTIFUL DEER.
- 3...2...1. FIRE.
- UH-OH.
- READY...AIM...
- OH, NO.
- FIRE!
- EW! WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
- THAT DEER REALLY NEEDS A BATH.
- IT AIN'T THE DEER, PAL.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- FOLLOW ME, MEN.
- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', SIR?
- YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CLEAN.
- IT'S GOTTA BE HEATHCLIFF.
- NOW GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP, MEN.
WE'VE GOT A BIG DAY AHEAD OF US TOMORROW.
- BUT I'M AFRAID TO SLEEP IN THE WOODS.
- NONSENSE!
THERE ISN'T A THING TO BE AFRAID OF.
ACT LIKE A MAN, LIKE ME.
GOOD NIGHT, MEN.
- AW, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE SCOUTMASTER'S RIGHT IN THE NEXT TENT.
- HEH HEH. I HOPE THOSE WHINY BRATS
DON'T HEAR AN OWL HOOT AND TAKE OFF FOR HOME.
[RATTLING]
SNAKE!
EEEIII!
[SCREAMING]
- I WONDER WHAT GOT HIM SPOOKED.
AFTER ALL, EVEN A BABY ISN'T SCARED OF THIS.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- ISN'T THIS A GLORIOUS MORNING, MEN?
- GREAT. - SURE. - TERRIFIC.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER, IGGY?
- LET'S JUST SAY IT'S TOO PEACEFUL.
- A TRUE WOODSMAN DOESN'T LET THINGS STAND IN HIS WAY.
HE GOES OVER THEM.
- SOME GUYS JUST NEVER GIVE UP.
- BE CAREFUL!
IT LOOKS REAL DANGEROUS TO ME.
- DANGEROUS? HA!
I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER.
- OH, THIS GUY'S GOTTA GO.
JUST A FEW MORE FEET, MEN.
I'M GOING TO CLAIM THIS MOUNTAIN
IN THE NAME OF THE WESTMINSTER SCOUTS.
YAIIII!
MOMMY!
AYEEE!
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND YOUR OWN SHELTER.
NEXT WE LEARN HOW TO EXPLORE A CAVE.
- FOLLOW ME, GUYS.
THERE'S PLENTY MORE HONEY WHERE THIS CAME FROM.
I WANT YOU BOYS TO MEET A FRIEND OF MINE. HEH HEH HEH HEH.
- WHAT A MARVELOUS FOSSIL,
PROBABLY FROM THE PALEOLITHIC ERA.
OR COULD IT BE THE MESOZOIC?
- [LIPS SMACKING]
I TOLD YOU BOYS TO WAIT OUTSIDE UNTIL I CALLED FOR YOU.
- RRRR! - RRRR! - RRRR!
- THIS JUST ISN'T MY WEEKEND.
O-O-OH, NO!
- OH, OUR POOR SCOUTMASTER.
I'M AFRAID THOSE BEARS WILL CATCH HIM.
- ME, TOO.
- WELL, A CAT'S GOT TO DO WHAT A CAT'S GOT TO DO.
[TARZAN YELL]
- YAIII!
- WELL, IF THIS DON'T STOP 'EM, NOTHING WILL.
- YAAAH!
- [WOLF WHISTLE]
- OH, IF THIS EVER GETS OUT, IT'LL KILL MY REPUTATION.
- OH, I'M TIRED, SIR. I WANNA GO HOME.
- YEAH. MAYBE WE SHOULD START A SIGNAL FIRE.
WE'VE BEEN WANDERING AROUND FOR HOURS.
- LET'S FACE IT, SIR. WE'RE LOST.
- LOST? RIDICULOUS.
MY TRUSTY COMPASS HAS NEVER LET ME DOWN.
- HEH HEH HEH. WELL, THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING.
- LET'S TAKE A 5-MINUTE REST.
- PATHFINDER HEATHCLIFF TO THE RESCUE.
- HEATHCLIFF! AW, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.
SIR, MAYBE HEATHCLIFF COULD LEAD US OUT.
- HEATHCLIFF? ARE YOU KIDDING?
WHY, IF HE COULD LEAD US OUT OF HERE, I'D--
I'D MAKE THAT FELINE FURBALL SCOUT OF THE YEAR.
- [BLOWS WHISTLE]
- YAY!
- AND IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE--
WELL, ALMOST--HEH HEH!-- THAT I NAME HEATHCLIFF
SCOUT OF THE YEAR.
- NOW THAT YOU'RE SCOUT OF THE YEAR, HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S UP TO YOU TO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR THE REST OF US.
OOH. MMM.
I'LL GIVE YA A GOOD EXAMPLE OF HOW TO SWIPE A TURKEY.
- OOF.
LET'S GET HIM, MEN!
WHOA-A-A-A!
- A SCOUT'S GOTTA BE ABLE TO HANDLE TURKEYS.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HOO HOO.
- VROOM. VROOM.
VROOM. VROOM.
- HEY, MUNGO, SLOW DOWN OR WE'LL GET A SPEEDING TICKET.
- UH, SURE THING, HECTOR.
GOSH, I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS GOING SO FAST.
- [SINGING OFF-KEY] ♪ I'M A REAL COOL CAT, AND I'M ON THE PROWL ♪
♪ YEOW
- WORDSWORTH!
- ♪ I'M A CAT THAT'S HUNGRY FOR FISH AND FOWL ♪
♪ YEOW, YEOW, YEOW
- I GOTTA FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE UP WITH CLEO,
AND IT'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING ROMANTIC.
- ♪ I MAKE ALL THE DOGGIES BARK AND HOWL ♪
♪ YEOW
QUIET! I'M THINKING!
- ♪ YEOW, YEOW
- OHH.
OH!
THE QUEEN MILDRED.
THAT'S IT.
I'LL TAKE CLEO ON A ROMANTIC OCEAN CRUISE
ON THE QUEEN MILDRED.
- ♪ YEOW, YEOW
- GRRR!
BUT FIRST THINGS FIRST.
WORDSWORTH!
- ♪ YEOW
♪ YEOW
♪ I'M A REAL COOL CAT, AND I'M ON THE PROWL ♪
- PLEASE STOP SINGING.
♪ YEOW
♪ I'M A FIGHTIN' CAT
♪ NEVER THROWIN' IN THE TOWEL-- ♪
YEOW!
WOW!
- RRRR.
- LEROY, MY BOY, IT'S BEEN A JOY.
SO SORRY I ANNOYED YA.
- I'M GONNA DESTROY YA,
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM!
RRRR!
WHERE'S WORDSWORTH?
I'M GONNA MONGRELIZE HIM.
- DID YA HEAR THAT, GUYS?
LEROY'S GONNA MONGRELIZE HIM.
- THAT'S RIGHT. I'M...GONNA...
MONGRELIZE HIM.
NOW, WHERE IS HE?!
- HE WENT THAT-A-WAY.
- [ALL CHUCKLING]
- LISTEN, YOU BANANAS, I'M GONNA GO SEE CLEO
AND MAKE WITH THE ROMANTIC MOVES.
STAY OUT OF TROUBLE WHILE I'M GONE, WILL YA?
- WE'LL GO WITH YA.
- OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY.
WE'RE GONNA GO WITH RIFF RAFF.
WON'T THAT BE FUN, WORDSWORTH?
- DA-OOH!
DA-OOH!
- HIYA, CLEO.
I THOUGHT I'D COME BY AND ADD A LITTLE SUNSHINE TO YOUR DAY.
- OH, YEAH? THEN WHY'D YA BRING
THE RAIN, SLEET, AND SNOW WITH YA?
- UH, THEY'RE LIKE A BAD COLD. I CAN'T SHAKE 'EM.
LISTEN, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND ME GO DOWN TO THE DOCKS AND--
- IF YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO IMPRESS ME, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.
- I WAS HOPING WE COULD PATCH UP OUR DIFFERENCES WITH A LITTLE ROMANCE.
- ROMANCE AT THE DOCKS?
- WELL, ACTUALLY,
I WAS THINKING ABOUT A LOVE BOAT CRUISE
ON THE QUEEN MILDRED.
- THE QUEEN MILDRED?
ARE YOUR BAD-WEATHER BUDDIES COMING, TOO?
- OH, BOY, OH, BOY. WE'RE GOING ON A BOATY.
- AHH...
- LEAVE IT TO ME. I'LL HANDLE THESE CLOWNS.
[SEAGULLS CRYING]
[SHIP'S HORN SOUNDS]
I TOLD YOU I'D GET RID OF THOSE GUYS.
NOW IT'S JUST YOU AND ME ON OUR LOVE BOAT CRUISE.
- YOU CAN'T GO ON THE QUEEN MILDRED.
YOU JUST CAN'T.
- WHO ASKED YOU, COTTON HEAD?
- THE NAME IS BIFF, MY DEAR BOY,
AND THIS IS BUFFY.
- YOU CAN'T GO ON THE SHIP BECAUSE NO ANIMALS ARE ALLOWED.
- NO ANIMALS, HUH?
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU, 2 SCOOPS OF VANILLA ICE CREAM?
- ISN'T SHE SWEET, BIFF?
HA. WE'RE NOT ANIMALS, DEAR.
WE'RE PEDIGREES.
- TRUE, TRUE, BUFFY.
IF YOU TWO INSIST ON BOARDING THE QUEEN MILDRED,
WE'LL HAVE TO INFORM THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.
- YOU INFORM THE AUTHORITIES,
AND I'LL INFORM YOUR NEXT OF KIN.
- I WARN YOU, I KNOW KARATE.
- GREAT! MAYBE HE'LL VISIT YA IN THE HOSPITAL.
SHALL WE, CLEOPATRA?
- YES, LET'S.
- [YOWLING AND YELPING]
- [YAPPING]
- LOOK OUT! OH, DEAR!
- HO!
- I THINK WE LOST THEM, BUFFY.
- I GOT A PLAN THAT'LL GET US ON THAT SHIP.
- BUT RIFF RAFF SAID WE COULDN'T GO.
- AW, FORGET ABOUT RIFF RAFF.
THIS PIANO IS GONNA TAKE US RIGHT ONTO THE QUEEN MILDRED.
HURRY UP. GET IN.
- BOY, I ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY A GRAND PIANO.
♪ ♪
- OUCH! - OW!
- UNH. - OH, MY NOSE!
- WATCH IT. - OW.
- ALL RIGHT, IRVING.
TAKE IT AWAY!
- HEY, GUYS!
I DON'T WANNA GO BY MYSELF.
- JUMP, MUNGO!
WE'LL CATCH YA.
- I WISH I KNEW WHY I LISTENED TO YOU.
UNH! - OOF!
- GEE, THANKS FOR SAVING ME, GUYS.
- OHH. WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
- WHEN YOUR FRIEND'S A CAT, HE'LL LEAVE YA FLAT.
- THERE THEY ARE.
- OH, DEAR!
HERE ARE THOSE HORRIBLE CREATURES.
- I BELIEVE IT'S YOUR SHOT, RIFFY.
- OH, NO. AFTER YOU, PLEASE.
- IF YOU INSIST.
- YOUR SHOT, RIFFY.
- OH, THANK YOU, DEAR.
- YEOW!
OH, NO!
COME ON!
- YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US. WE'RE PEDIGREES.
AND YOU'RE RIFFRAFF.
- HOW'D HE KNOW YOUR NAME?
- BEATS ME, BUT I'LL TELL YA ONE THING--
HE SURE WON'T FORGET IT.
- OHH! - OHH!
- I GOT A BETTER WAY TO GET ON THAT SHIP.
- YOUR PLANS ALWAYS GET ME INTO A JAM.
- TRUST ME.
- OK, GUYS. NOW!
- RIFF RAFF, LOOK.
OH, NO.
- I PROMISED YOU ROMANCE.
- OH, NO!
- IF STUPIDITY IS CONTAGIOUS,
THOSE GUYS SHOULD BE QUARANTINED.
- [GARBLED] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- [GARBLED] UH, JUST THOUGHT I'D TAKE A BATH.
OOF.
- [GARBLED] I SHOULD'VE KNOW BETTER.
HECTOR ALWAYS GETS ME WETTER.
- SHALL WE PROMENADE THE DECK, MY DEAR?
- RIFFY, YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC.
[SHIP'S HORN BLOWING]
- WHEN YOU'RE IN AN AREA WITH WILD ANIMALS,
NEVER FORGET THE WORD "WILD" MEANS...
- [ROARS] - HUH?
- [ROARS]
- WILD! ANIMALS LIKE BEARS,
SNAKES, EVEN CUTE LITTLE SQUIRRELS
ARE REALLY FUN TO LOOK AT.
BUT REMEMBER, YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THEM LIKE HOUSE PETS.
- [ROARS]
- YOUR MOTHER'S CALLIN' YA!
- MY MOTHER?
- WHEW!
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU